Double your pleasure.
And if you’re having gay sex
Talk of Juicy Fruit!
Talk of Juicy Fruit!
You’ll need a shower after
sucking my kumquats
Sucking my kumquats
tears streamed. I got a headache
from squenching my face.
From squenching my face,
Squashed kumquats squelch through my toes.
Forbidden fruit quashed.
Forbidden fruit quashed.
“Put that in your dumb Bible”
Said Eve to Adam.
Said Eve to Adam:
Holy crap! You might wanna
Get that thing looked at
Get that thing looked at.
You named it a “ding-a-ling”
And you play with it?
And you play with it,
he said wiggling the key. Gol
Durn chastity belts!
Durn chastity belts
Hugh Hefner would not approve
RIP the Hef
RIP the Hef
You’re now dead, but your Bunnies
were pulling for you.
We’re pulling for you.
Quit doing your nails, Zsa Zsa;
Grab onto this rope!
Grab onto this rope!
are there any cuts or breaks?
Magic will ensue.
Magic will ensue
when you moor this rope to you.
Your ship has come in.
Your ship has come in.
But then it went down. The sea
Sucked The Lollipop.
Sucked the lollipop,
Then ate twenty Bounty bars.
I am gonna barf.
“I am gonna barf”
Prince Charles said to the Queen when
She asked “What’s up, Chuck?”
She asked “What’s up, Chuck?”
He said “Wabbits, ducks, Martians”
Hail the cartoon king
Hail the cartoon king
Remember the Golden Rule
Wizard of Id, yo
Wizard of Id, yo,
know what I’m sayin’? Get the gold.
Make your own hist’ry.
Make your own hist’ry
Do the right thing, be yourself
And carpe diem