Nip it in the bud?
Time to stop Haiku Madness?
Nah. 10,000 more!
ETA: Thanks to burpo for saving this one for me and prompting me to jump on it
Nah. 10,000 more
Haiku does not speak Madness.
Go on, get busy!
Go on, get busy!
Big Boss is coming our way
At least, look busy!
At least, look busy!
While you’re at it, be alert;
The world needs more lerts.
The world needs more lerts.
It also needs fewer noids
And a lot more love.
And a lot more love
How 'bout them Houston Astros??!!
Trounce those damned Dodgers!
Trounce those damned Dodgers!
Something the Cubs couldn’t do
Just wait 'Til next year
Just wait 'Til next year,
Charlie Brown; the Great Pumpkin
will have the last laugh.
Will have the last laugh,
the next to the last as well.
Hell, I want them all.
Hell, I want them all
I said to the big wall of
Panera bagels
Panera bagels
Tilted on tray of Dell lap
Top. There is a god.
Top. There is a god.
Or maybe there’s a goddess.
Why not “she” and “her”?
Why not “she” and “her”?
Well, I’ll tell you, as soon as
My mother tells me.
My mother tells me:
You better shop around. Oh,
Smokey, you da man!
Smokey, you da man!
And remember: only you
Can prevent fires.
Can prevent fires
By blowing out all candles
On your birthday cake
On your birthday cake
is someone else’s name. Good
work. You saved a buck.
Work, you saved a buck
That puts you way ahead of
most Americans.
most Americans
don’t know our eight president
Martin Van Buren!
Martin Van Buren
to Donald Trump. What a long
Strange trip it has been.