Strange trip it has been
In Deanna and Ben’s bin
And then out again
“and then out again”
she said, continuing my
sex education
Sex Education;
I took that, then Driver’s Ed.
Off to the Drive-in!
Off to the drive-in
we’d go. Quarts of A&W.
Dates? Not yet.
Dates? Not yet.
But it’s time to send boson
Back to Haiku school
Back to Haiku school;
Thankfully, not Ivy League.
Kwai Chang Caine approves.
Kwai Chang Caine approves
Chopsticks best for catching flies
Or maybe honey
I’ll go, I’ll go. I could not divide W (three syllables)
but the number of syllables is correct.
(plplblpblplpl)
Or, maybe Honey-
Nut Cheerios would be more
to your liking, sir.
to you liking, sir.
Because it takes a licking
And keeps on ticking.
And keeps on ticking.
“Archer, you cut the wrong wire.”
“Shut the hell up, Ray.”
“Shut the hell up Ray,”
said slow talker Bob. Ray: “I’ve
got a gun. Talk fast!”
Got a gun? Talk fast!
Once the shooting starts, you won’t
Get a second chance.
Get a second chance
To make a first impression.
Acme Face Transplants.
Acme Face Transplants
The quality goes in be-
fore the face goes on
“FORE!” The face goes on
The golf ball. Or maybe the
Other way around.
“Other way around,”
She said as she abruptly
flipped her adjective.
Flipped her adjective
Then split her infinitive
Behold grammar porn
Behold grammar porn?
My grammar lives in Boston;
She never did porn.
She never did porn
but escorted many men
who snapped naughty pics.