No ducks in a row
An assemblage of chaos
No one was prepared
No one was prepared
When I dropped my trousers and
Sang “Mamma Mia”
Sang Mamma Mia
Here I go again. How, how
Can I resist you?
Can I resist you?
You make it easy with that
Adolph Hitler 'stache
Adolph Hitler 'stache
Not quite as popular as
Bette Davis Eyes
Bette Davis Eyes
Grapes, goat cheese, pistachios
Great appetizer!
Great appetizer:
Put out a giant bowl of
Peanut M&Ms
Peanut M&Ms
When I was a kid, we’d say:
You want the green ones!
You want the green ones.
You want the yellow ones. And
I get the smashed ones.
I get the smashed ones
As long as they will party
Hot girls can be drunk
hot girls can be drunk
if you blend them with crushed ice
set it to puree
Set it to purée
Pour them in. Push the button.
Then you’ll say, “Hooray!”
Then you’ll say, “Hooray!”
When you finally find a way
To enjoy the day.
To enjoy the day
You start with a good breakfast
Bacon, more bacon
Bacon, more bacon
Then a bit more bacon still.
If I have to, egg.
If I have to egg
your house on Hallowe’en, well,
here’s some TP, too.
here’s some TP, too
those pine cones can be a real
pain in the anus
pain in the anus
That’s what some people call you
When they’re being nice.
pain in the anus:
butt zits, sitting on thumb tack
hemorrhoids, and Trump
I’ve been Ninja’d!
When they’re being nice
You can hardly notice that
They are all vampires
They are all vampires
No mummies, no frankensteins
This Halloween sucks