This Halloween sucks.
No chocolate. No Smarties.
Only Jujubes.
Only Jujubes
Will satisfy my sweet tooth
So says my dentist
So says “My dentist
Needs me like he needs a hole
In the head. My head.”
In the head, my head,
all is quite calm. But in his
the squirming toads roil.
the squirming toads roil.
squirm like frogs or swarm like bees?
And do they cause warts?
And do they cause warts?
Why don’t you kiss a few and
report back to us?
report back to us
after you’ve seen Slender Man
take one for the team
Take one for the team
means you are expendable
so… Hell, Screw Them Then !
so . . . Hell, screw them then!
No Nazis will be welcomed
Here in Washington!
Here in Washington
we drained the pond and found the
enemy is us.
The enemy is us.
Say What? Shirley, we can’t
be the enemy.
be the enemy.
Na na na na na na na
No wait, be the ball
No wait, be the ball
Not the chain. Ball is heavy.
Know heavy. Know weight.
Know heavy. Know weight.
Know as much as possible
Then You’ll be like me
Then You’ll be like me.
I don’t want to be like you
Or be a pirate.
Orbie, a pirate,
Said, “Ain’t starvin,’ my cap’n.
I ate your parrot.”
I ate your parrot
I thought it was a carrot
Tastes like a ferret
Tastes like a ferret.
Hey! I’ve eaten a ferret.
Tasted like chicken.
Tasted like chicken
That geoduck did. Or not.
I lie and I lie.
I lie and I lie
Except when I say I lie.
Then I tell the truth.