You’ll make it fall off
You don’t believe me? That is
What happened to Ken
What happened to Ken?
He is nowhere to be found.
Barbie sits alone.
Barbie sits alone
on the curb outside Dream House
Damn sub-prime mortgage!
Barbie sits alone
the girl has outgrown her dolls
adulthood sneaks up
oops!
Damn sub prime mortgage
and all the other crap out
to confuse my life
Adulthood sneaks up
On 27-year olds.
No more insurance!
oops.
To confuse my life
I will keep myself guessing.
Who am I today?
Who am I, Today?
Or maybe I’m Tomorrow
I’ll be him Last Week.
I’ll be him last week.
Wait, that’s future in the past.
I need my constant!
I need my constant!
Desmond! Where the freak are you?
Lost, I’m assuming
Lost, I’m assuming
Will end its long run this year
Goodnight, Black Smoke Thing!
Goodnight, Black Smoke Thing.
Goodnight, John-Boy. Goodnight, Ben.
WAAAAAALALTons, anyone?
Waltons, anyone?
Hokiest program ever!
Not on your life, bub.
Not on your life, bub.
That can apply to so much.
Let’s keep it clean, folks.
Let’s keep it clean, folks
Cussing’s only for sailors
And vice-presidents
And vice presidents
are a dime a dozen in
Big Business today.
Big business today.
I just read that squalor thread…
Must go home to clean–
Must go home to clean
after cleaning homes all day
time to check want ads
Time to check want ads
If you like being locked in
Wal-Mart is hiring
Wal-Mart hiring
a winning lotto ticket
would come in handy
would come in handy
to have a third hand to use
both keyboard and mouse
both keyboard and mouse
connect me to the Dopers
great group of people