Haiku Madness

Both keyboard and mouse
Mickey playing Fur Elise
Damn fine technique, too

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Great group of people
Those who work hard to provide
They’re unsung heroes

I love your first haiku Mustard

They’re unsung heroes
So I will write a song to
Make them sung heroes

Make them sung heroes
Give them Swedish penis pumps
Make them hung heroes

sometimes I can’t play because I just don’t want to go there. Hung heroes? Really? Lol.

Make them hung heroes
and string them up by their wangs.
an unpleasant thought.

(I’m with you MH!)

An unpleasant thought
Give rich kids a TV show
Just to watch them whine

Just to watch them whine
Millions have tuned in to
Jerry Springer’s show

  • Hmmmm, mil-yuns :: Mill-ee-yuns I smell a fight coming on!

Jerry Springer’s show
has the best TV fight scenes
redneck v. gangsta

Redneck v. Gangsta
is not a Supreme Court case
of which I have heard.

Of which I have heard
I like Mean Mr. Mustard
Of all Beatles songs

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I love your first haiku Mustard

Why, thank you!

Of all Beatles songs
There’s only one that’s about
A Yellow U-Boat

A Yellow U-Boat
battling the blue meanies
Technicolor toon

Technicolor toon:
It helps me to kill the mobs.
Addicted to WoW.

Addicted to Wow
fantasy lives are more fun.
reality blows.

Addicted to “wow,”
“kazang,” “powie” and other
'toon exclamations.

Dammit!

Reality blows,
or does it bite? I’m not sure;
I’m just so confused.

I’m just so confused
I drive on a parkway and
park on a driveway

Park on a driveway
may make more sense, yet we say
Park in the driveway

Park in the driveway
Then come inside for dinner
We’re having grilled steaks

We’re having grilled steaks
Dinner at Sternvogel’s place!
I’ll bring bev’rages!