I’ll bring bev’rages
Your bring a grill and some steaks
We’ll BBBQ*
*The extra B is for bring your own beer
I’ll bring bev’rages!
Mill’r Lite? Budweis’r? Mike’s Lem’nade?
I’m gett’n excited!
<frak me>
We’ll BBBQ
Then we’ll BBBBQ
With BBB King
With BBB King,
Lord of all the BBBs
His domain’s mighty
His domain’s mighty
But is he its true master?
Ask Jerry Seinfeld!
Ask Jerry Seinfeld
if selling your soul wholesale
is really worth it
Is really worth it
The foreign merchant told me
Re the lame camel
re the lame camel,
carrying around a hump
is bad for the knees
is bad for the knees
is bad for all the people
me no like working
Me no like working
Let’s stay home and eat fish stcks
Who wants some mayonaise?
Who wants some mayonaise?
No sandwich or anything,
just a white spoonful
Just a white spoonful
Cold, then melting, smooth goodness.
Vanilla ice cream
Vanilla ice cream
Is the default choice for most,
But give me chocolate.
But give me chocolate,
Better pronounce it chock-let
Haiku Nazi lurks.
FOUL!
Haiku Nazi lurks
He’s looking at you, may’nnaise
Foul white condiment
Foul white condiment
produced in the money shot
Ronald’s “secret sauce.”
Ronald’s “secret sauce”.
That’s what Mr. Jeremy
calls his work product.
Calls his work product:
Come here, come here, work product.
Frankenstein enters.
Frankenstein enters
the monster still needs a brain
Igor on the job
Igor on the job
but Abby Normal came back
Time to zap that corpse