Dudley Doright rocks
But I think Nell is a peach
Bullwinkle on yet?
Bullwinkle on yet?
I can’t get me enough of
Fractured Fairy Tales!
Fractured Fairy Tales!
Edward Everett Horton,
you are sorely missed.
You are sorely missed
Cole slaw in my underwear
Why’d I wear a thong?
Why’d I wear a thong?
cole slaw goes better with briefs.
edible undies?
Edible undies?
I’ve never seen any pair,
Much less eaten some.
Much Less Eaten Some
Is the name of my rock band
We do Jane Child songs
We do Jane Child songs
we do Jack Adult songs, too
and fetch water pail.
and fetch water pail
What bonehead dug the well at
the top of the hill
The top of the hill
a fine spot for a picnic
I can see your house!
I can see your house!
These nails in my hands and feet
Are a real big pain.
Are a real big pain
and a resurrection trick
worth all the hoopla?
I can see your house
And I look in your bedroom
I am a voyeur
Well, I blew that one pretty badly.
Worth all the hoolpa?
Freezing your head for decades
It works for Disney
It works for Disney
Can I make it work for me?
Just his dough, that is.
Just his dough; that is,
Pillsbury’s boy is all dough
And yet no doughnuts
And yet no doughnuts
Where can I find some doughnuts
Let’s call the police!
Let’s call the Police!
I need someone to watch me
Ev’ry breath I take
Ev’ry breath I take
today is in sheer terror
custody battle
Custody battle
Hope it’s better than Custer’s
at Little Big Horn
At Little Big Horn?
That’s quite a contradiction
Like those jumbo shrimp