Newborn baby girl
Mom, dad say she’s so pretty
Grams says “We’ll have fun” *
*True story when my daughter was born, though grandma said “we’re going to have so much fun.” Can’t quite fit that into the last line.
Grams says “We’ll have fun”
as she butters up the goats
I think she is wrong
I think she is wrong
does marriage really include
doing dishes too?
Doing dishes too
tough for me; you will find me
on the couch with book.
On the couch with book
To go on great adventures
Or so TV says
Or so TV says.
Has TV lied to me yet?
No, not yet. Not yet.
No, not yet. Not yet.
No, not yet, not yet, not yet
Well, that’s what she said
“Well,” that’s what she said
when I asked about from where
to get cold water.
boo boo
To get cold water
Just add ice to warm water
Don’t microwave it
Don’t microwave it
(talking about your pecker)
Hurts to close the door
Hurts to close the door
Of your car on your fingers.
Expletives ensue.
Expletives ensue
when I see what GOP
is up to these days.
Is up to these days
what with the forum names changed
All hail the new Dope!
All hail the new dope
It’s the same Dope but diff’rent.
Show me ur cat pics
Show me ur cat pics
And I’ll show you my rooster
Get it? Huh? Get it?
Get it? Huh? Get it?
You just don’t like my humor.
I’m going to Moms.
I’m going to Mom’s
to apologize for that
really foul foul ball
Really foul foul ball
is is very very bad
but but I like it!
But but I like it
Stuttering generation
Jamming with the Who