Jamming with the Who
“Who? What’s the name of The Band?”
“The Who.” “The Band?” “Yes.”
“The Who.” “The Band?” “Yes.”
Bud Abbott, Lou Costello
would be proud of you.
Would be proud of you
If you weren’t so gol-darned dumb.
Stop watching Fox News!
Stop watching Fox News
Everything they say is fake
Watch Onion instead
Watch onion instead
of letting it roam wild
please tame your salad
please tame your salad
follow the path of the zen
Balance yin and yang
Balance yin and yang
Ancient chinese secret, huh?
Shut the feng shui up
Shut the feng shui up?
No way! It speaks to me of
peace, tranquility.
Peace, tranquility.
Name two states of mind absent
from Great Debates posts.
From Great Debates posts
One may draw a conclusion
Or gouge out one’s eye…
Or gouge out one’s eye
When one has a hook hand and
a bird craps in it
“A bird craps in it”
the consensus critique of
Clash of the Titans
Clash of the Titans
Ginger, Auburn, Strawberry
So many redheads.
So many redheads
Does proverbial carpet
Match the titian drapes?
Match the titian drapes?
The drapes match the lamp shade which
matches throw pillows
Matches throw pillows
and lighters can start rumbles
Fire is not my friend.
Fire is not my friend
Fire destroys all it touches
Yet it calls to me
Yet it calls to me
With a credit card offer.
“Do Not Call list”? Ha!
“Do Not Call list”? Ha!
It is to laugh; Big Business
of course will reach you.
of course will reach you
the damn long arm of the law
when you’re being bad