Turn the lights back on.
Reset the electric clocks.
The power’s returned.
“Turn the lights back on,”
my dad shouted down the stairs;
my girlfriend giggled.
Dammit.
The power’s returned
Superman can fly again
look out now, bad guys!
Look out now, bad guys!
But what about the bad girls?
Bad girls can be fun!
Bad girls can be fun!
The worse they are, the better.
Mae West told me so.
Mae West told me so
That cute little chickadee
Of W.C.
Of W.C.
choices I prefer Fields or
Handy over loo
Handy over loo
is toilet paper, of course;
gotta wipe sometimes.
Handy over loo
or else sloppy over loo
want messy toilets?
Want messy toilets?
Head to the chilli cook off
Eat yourself stupid
Eat yourself stupid
And drink yourself moronic
That’s the life for me!
That’s the life for me!
A pirate on the ocean
Pillage and glory!
Pillage and glory!
This is the meaning of life!
Where’s that youth fountain?
Where’s that youth fountain?
Calling Ponce de León
Now, why don’t he write?
Now, why don’t he write?
My english teacher said “nope”
And gave me a “D”.
And gave me a “D”
Which rhymes with “T”, which stands for
Trouble. Music Man!
“Trouble, Music Man!”
said the sweet librarian,
as trombones blared out.
As trombones blared out
I couldn’t help but to think
About tromboners
About tromboners…
well, the less said, the better
you know how it is.
You know how it is
When you think of the great joke
After the bash ends.
After the bash ends
There might be some brain trauma
'twas quite a party