'Twas quite a party
"tween the booze and the women
Party 'til you drop!
Party 'til you drop,
but watch out for sharp objects
as you fall, or… ouch!
As you fall, or… ouch.
Unless you are a tree, which
Can’t feel the fall, no?
Can’t feel the fall, no?
Leprosy has that effect
sucks to be you, dude.
Sucks to be you, dude.
Said Hurley to Locke Monster.
Can’t pass the gray dust.
(that’s a set-up…)
Can’t pass the gray dust
without cleaning it up first
Neatness counts, you know
Neatness counts, you know
White glove inspection finds me
Out of the running.
Out of the running
Probably true for Freddy
Lee, Phil, or Tiger?
Lee, Phil, or Tiger?
Stagger, doctor or Tony?
Which dudes do you mean?
Which do you mean?
First names lack information
Yet context is all.
Yet context is all.
Mercury, Fender, Flintstone?
I want to know Fred
I want to know Fred
All his desires and dreams
Filler for scrapbook
Filler for scrapbook
Seems like a redundancy
It’s a book of scraps
It’s a book of scraps
Invoking old memories
Some good, others bad.
Some good, others bad
Applies to everything
There is in this life.
There is in this life
Just one dude, one dude only
And that would be me
And that would be me
Making a birdie on 9
Says Freddie Couples
Says Freddie Couples:
"I was a Houston Cougar.
My mom’s Croatian."
my mom’s Croatian
That is a terrible line!
Time for a new start
“Time for a new start,”
said Obama last year, and
I agree with him.