Near nuclear plants
You can find great fishing spots
'Cuz the water’s warm
‘Cuz the water’s warm
I’m not wearing nothing on
just swimmin’ freely
Just swimmin’ freely
In my birthday suit, nekkid,
Skinny dipping fun!
Skinny dipping fun
Except for snapping turtles
You know they’re down there
You know they’re down there
In the basement, having sex
Naughty teenage kids!
Naughty teenage kids
Flaunting newfound sexy parts
I should spank them all
I should spank them all!
Darn kids should stay off my lawn
They’ll get what’s comin’.
They’ll get what’s comin’.
Said I with a steely gaze.
My hand reached unseen.
My hand reached unseen
for my Smith & Wesson, but
I didn’t have it.
I didn’t have it
In fact, I’ve never had it
Don’t miss it at all
Don’t miss it at all,
That job I had one summer
Detasseling corn
Detasseling corn
is a rough but lucrative
job for teenagers
Detasseling corn?
Whoa! I first read that line as
Detasseling porn
So as not to waste the line:
Job for teenagers
Detasseling corn versus
Detasseling porn
Detasseling porn
Might make it pallitable
But me? Tassels Rock!
“But me tassels rock!”
protested the Scottish lass
when told, “Don your shirt.”
When told “Don, your shirt…”
It makes you look like a Ho."
He replied “It does?”
He replied “It does?”
Of the ‘Don’ variety?
Or more like a skank?
“Or more like a skank,
really,” she thought, when she met
her Dad’s new mistress
Her Dad’s new mistress
Is mis-dressed, and quite distressed
They call her “Miss Stress”
They call her “Miss Stress”,
Mouth foaming and eyes bulging.
chill out already