“Chill out already.”
The action hero smirked and
threw ice at the goon
Threw ice at the goon.
“That’s not going to stop me!”
He said. “I’m a goon!”
He said, “I’m a goon!”
Grinning, I said, “Hare today,
but goon tomorrow.”
But goon tomorrow?
let’s get away from ‘goon’ talk
Time for something new
But, goon, Tomorrow
Was a show with Tom Snyder,
Not a sci-fi romp!
Whoops…
Time for something new.
How about Long Tom verse for
Jefferson’s birthday?
Jefferson’s birthday
we don’t celebrate but the
day he died we do.
Day he died, we do
all sorts of wild crazy
Dances on the grave
Dances on the Grave
Sounds like a good name for an
Alternative band
Alternative band
Indie rock band and what-not
No more just plain rock?
Alternative band
Metal Classic Hip Hop all
We play anything.
er
No more just plain rock?
Shut up and dance. It’s music.
The beat is still there.
The beat is still there
Reply is a Song Lyric
another fine thread
“Another fine thread,”
quoth the smug spider, as she
wove her web once more.
Wove her web once more
“Some Pig,” it read, and I thought
“how derivative”
How derivative–
Measuring a function’s change.
Didn’t expect that!
Didn’t expect that
The Spanish Inquisition
Sure snuck up on me
Sure snuck up on me,
as did Mennen and Old Spice;
bad deodorants!
Bad deodorants
have an unpleasant odor
Smell like stinky pit.
Smell like stinky pit
Can’t afford to shower?
Water’s free; soap’s cheap.
Water’s free; soap’s cheap
but gold is still expensive;
I’d like some now, please!
I’d like some now, please,
before the market goes up,
a good time to buy?