A good time to buy.
Cash is King. Credit is not.
Great Recession '10
Great Recession '10
Can we stop talking about
this depressing crap?
This depressing crap?
I much prefer cheery crap
which makes me smile.
Which makes me smile
like a hungry crocodile
never out of style
Which (one) makes me smile?
A cute cat or a good joke?
The gag, more likely.
(since “smile” is one syllable to some and two to others, I added the parenthetical option)
ETA: Upon review…
Never out of style
Is the tee shirt-jeans combo
On a cute body.
Which makes me smiley,
eating cheesecake or carrots?
Cheesecake for the win!
Edited 1st line for syllables.
ETA: darn it!
The gag, more likely,
will make me gag than shut up
unless I’m tied up.
Unless I’m tied up
Sex is extremely boring
Now pass the restraints
Now pass the restraints
and a side of fries, and I
will be quite happy.
Will, be quite happy.
Maybe de Vere wrote Hamlet,
But you get credit!
“But you get credit!”
protested the prof, as he
tried to enroll kids.
Tried to enroll, kids
also tried to get a job
I’m off to Iraq!
I’m off to Iraq!
My sandbox is getting low
Must bring burlap sacks
Must…bring…burlap… sacks…
Said Captain Kirk haltingly
The man is a ham.
“The man is a ham,”
said Nimoy, rolling his eyes;
Shatner paid no mind.
Shatner paid no mind
“Beam me up, Scotty,” he said
Leaving us behind
Leaving us behind
And leaving our behinds behind
at the fat clinic
at the fat clinic
I sold Oreo cookies
A dollar a piece
At the fat clinic
You will not end up skinny
Unless you skip class
rats
A dollar a piece
Is a pretty good price point
When they cost us zip
When they cost us zip,
we don’t appreciate things;
weird human nature.
Weird human nature.
Hung over, you “quit drinking”,
Then have beer next day.