Haiku Madness

Then have beer next day
And then next, and the next, and
gripe about your gut

Gripe about your gut
lower back pain, flat feet too
you’re getting older

You’re getting older
Unless you’re Dorian Gray.
Then your picture is.

Then your picture is
Overexposed, I said to
Marilyn Chambers

Marilyn Chambers
Oh, she just loves doing porn
Behind The Green Door

Behind The Green Door
is Dorian Greys picture.
Whats up with this thread?

What’s up with this thread
That’s hanging off my jacket
Should I burn it off?

Should I burn it off?
Or walk away from it all?
Bye bye, I’m leaving

Bye bye, I’m leaving
On a jet plane, don’t know when
I’ll be back again

I’ll be back again
That is, if I even leave.
I have no real life.

“I have no real life”
But that’s just wishful thinking;
must take out the trash

Must take out the trash
on Sunday night so that the
garbagemen get it.

Garbagemen get it.
Get your money for nothing
Get your chicks for free

Garbagemen get it
But who wouldn’t want some of
that free stinky cheese?

That free stinky cheese?
Even the homeless say “No!
We prefer to starve!”

(in an effort to restore order):

Get your chicks for free
But your dudes are gonna cost
Mucho dinero

“Mucho dinero”
means “lots o’ cash” in Spanish
even I know that.

even I know that
you don’t give a wet willy
to a Hell’s Angel

To a Hell’s Angel
Hello Kitty bicycles
Aren’t something to ride

Aren’t something to ride,
but really just to look at:
bone china horses