“Bone china horses”
Said the gentleman caller
“Rats, not him” she thought.
“Rats, not him” she thought.
(the rodents bit the wrong guy)
“He touched not your cheese!”
“He touched not your cheese!”
But he was a cheesy guy
You come here often?
“You come here often?”
Said the joker to the thief
Watchtower meeting
Watchtower meeting
Between Dylan and Hendrix
That would be awesome!
“That would be awesome!”
I said when they asked about
Incredibles 2.
Incredibles 2
Out of my demographic
Get off my lawn, kids!
Get off my lawn, kids
Your carefree summer playing
Makes me feel so old
Makes me feel so old
The Rolling Stones had it right
What a drag it is…
What a drag it is…
Working from sunrise to dusk
Just for a few bucks
Just for a few bucks
I will not do very much
please pay me well, sir.
please pay me well, sir.
and six days off ev’ry week
why am I jobless?
Why am I jobless?
I thought “Casual Friday”
meant wearing a thong
Meant “wearing a thong”
but said “totally naked”
don’t think she’ll call back.
Don’t think she’ll call back.
But then, she loves that Gaga
No big loss, really
No big loss, really
Just get a divorce, Elin
And make Tiger pay.
And make Tiger pay
Lots of women can do this
Dumb texting Tiger
Dumb texting tiger
can’t hit the right keys with his
giant furry paws.
Giant furry paws
Crush the tiger’s helpless prey.
Nature lacks mercy.
Nature lacks mercy
But it sure has a lot of
Creepy crawly bugs