He Hate Me FF Keeper League - Year 15

Wow - this moved fast. A couple long days at work and we get heck bubbling up all over.
Mods I fully support your taking action to curtail the sniping in this thread. It was getting personal and out of bounds for a friendly game thread. But I think you may have slammed the door a little too hard. The question of whether trades of keeper picks is something we should continue going forward, or whether a specific trade is within the spirit of letter of the rules would seem to be very pertinent to this thread.

Beef, Johnny You’re both big boys and able to determine your own course of action, but I would ask you each to consider setting aside questions of right, or cause, or first injury. Above all else a free to play fantasy league should be fun. Whatever your feelings in the heat of conflict, I am hoping you can each move beyond them to rediscover the pleasure of a friendly game.

For my part - I raised the question of whether we should allow trades of keeper slots (as opposed to kept players) but I think it is unfair to describe the trade that happened as a rules exploit. I don’t think it is the first time a player with 4 valuable keepers has found a trade for one of them. I have proposed that we stop doing it, but that is not the same as saying the practice is underhanded in any sense.

Johnny - setting aside any concerns with this trade, I think you go off the rails when you charge beef with abusing his powers as commissioner. I’ve seen him run multiple leagues over multiple
years and never witnessed anything other than conscientious and concerted efforts to create a level field for all concerned. You may think he was gloating a bit too much during the draft (and I may agree with that sentiment) - but any charge of malfeasance is unwarranted and unfounded from where I sit.

I still feel like I can’t even respond on the issue in this thread, and that was reinforced in my discussion with the mod last night. So I guess Beef wins the point by default.

So, I’ve been traveling and missed most of this weirdness. I have a couple of comments, with the caveat that I haven’t yet read past the quoted post above.

  1. Elliott, fuck yeah.
  2. This does feel a little like a rule exploit. I can’t exactly explain why, and you certainly didn’t act in bad faith, but trading a 4th keeper for pick 1.01 is functionally the same as having a 4th keeper. That’s unbalancing. I haven’t yet reconciled if it’s just good strategy or if it’s unfair.

Okay. I’m mostly caught up. I skimmed a bit of the back and forth because it made my ears bleed. Want to make some comments, apologies if this stirs the hornets nest and/or flogs the horse.

  1. Idle Thoughts missed the mark a tad on the moderation. While Beef clearly violated the personal insults rule, Johnny totally demolished the “don’t be a jerk” rule without moderation. That’s simply unfair and counterproductive.

  2. Johnny, you’ve lost it. I think I agree that Beefs trade probably is bad for the league. But your attitude and approach have made it impossible to support you. You’ve basically gone Charlottesville on this topic, with the rest of us being the mythic “statue enthusiasts”.

  3. Beef made a correct argument that this trade is not functionally different than the Bryant trade. However that simply reinforces for me that trading keepers in any form is a bad idea. Sometimes you need a policy carried out to the extreme to understand how it’s principally unfair.

  4. Johnny’s criticism of Beef’s commishing is way fucking off base. Even if this trade is inappropriate, it had nothing to do with his role as commish. It’s a player exploiting a rule. If I had managed to have 4 good keepers and done the same, it would have created the same shit show. The Commish powers had nothing to fucking do with it.

  5. Beef, hoping to offer this as constructive critism: your boasts can wear a little thin. You’ve had a lot of earned success, no debate, and trash talk is a typically fun component of fantasy. I like it and don’t want to lose it. But, occasionally your tone lacks the playfulness that I would like to see with this group. I generally assume there’s a wink and a nod behind the keyboard so it’s cool, but could imagine it triggering frustration from me on a bad day. That said, no one should need to walk on eggshells, hope we eventually heal from this mess.

  6. Beef, I’m personally deeply grateful for the time and energy you put in commishing leagues.

  7. Johnny, I’ve never had any negative interactions with you in the past. I would be happy to continue competing against you here. But this outburst is completely out of proportion to any grievance. I’m not going to wade into ATMB or the Pit, so I’m going to leave it here without further comment. I hope you can take a breath and reflect a bit, this is supposed to be fun and there’s literally nothing at stake.

That’s all folks. Getting married in 2 days and then honeymooning, you won’t hear much from me apart from this: Zeke…Ha…eat it fuckers!

Omni - thank you putting more time and effort into your posts two days before your wedding than I did with no outstanding obligations going on. I agree with all your points - especially regarding appreciating Johnny as a member of the league (and a relative new member, at that), and wanting to move on from it.

I hope more people are able to chime in over the weekend.

Alright, thank you for your support and input.

This is what I think I’m hearing.

People agree that there’s no difference between my original trade proposal (Bryant’s keeper right in exchange for swapping my 16th round pick for the other guy’s 6th rounder) and my second proposed/actual trade (David Johnson’s keeper rights and my 7th round pick for Varlos’ first rounder) fundamentally. Those are both the same type of actions. The only difference is the value of the players and picks involved.

Furthermore, I haven’t seen anyone make the argument that this is actually disallowed by our rules (aside from Johnny Ace, but he has failed to actually make this case and implicitly basically agreed that he feels like it’s okay with Bryant/6th but not David Johnson/1st). Some others have agreed with me that this sort o trade this has always been part of the league, even if it doesn’t happen every year, and trades of this nature have taken place in the past.

Additionally, I announced my intention to make this sort of trade on 8/17. If people thought this sort of trade was against the rules, or just something that we should outlaw, they had over two weeks to voice that concern, and for whatever reason, no one seemed to mind the idea (enough to raise it as an issue) on the Bryant trade but only began to talk about it after the Johnson trade.

And I’m also hearing that people are uncomfortable with that being allowed, but in the past, there hasn’t been a trade involving trading a fourth player after keeping three other players that was big enough to matter, so people didn’t feel compelled to raise whether the issue should be allowed or not. It was inconsequential enough that it wasn’t worth having a debate about a new rule. But now since the players involved are bigger, people are more motivated to voice their concern.

Is this an accurate assessment of the situation?

If these things are correct, then I think that this conclusively proves that I did not break or bend the rules. I used a mechanism that we have allowed in the past and never seriously discussed disallowing to my memory. I brought the idea of making such a trade up two weeks before the trade was made, giving people plenty of time to voice it if they thought that something was unethical or disallowed about what I was proposing, and no objection was raised.

It also shows that there are people who do not like this mechanism and simply haven’t acted on it until now. So, with that, we move forward by voting on how it should work.

I asked for specific proposals as to how we might legislate this going forward but didn’t really get specifics other than the proposal that a player with three keepers can’t trade another one. I pointed out that there’s a potential exploit in that rule, for example, keeping two and trading away two, or keeping one and trading away three. You’d still gain value for a fourth player, even if you never hit the three keeper threshold. One of my proposals will try to factor that in.

So, this vote will happen in two stages. The first stage will be voting on which rule proposal you think best fits the league, and the second vote will be whichever rule proposal got the most votes actually going up to a yes/no vote as to whether we implement it.

I was thinking of adding a second question which would be “should this take effect immediately, or only apply to players drafted next year going forward?” but I realize that the implementation of that would get ugly. For instance, if a guy was keeping three new players from after the rule change, could he trade away an old player that was a keeper from before the rule change and get value? That would be a mess, so unlike most of our rules which only take effect the year after they’re implemented, I will say that this rule, if it passes, will be implemented immediately going forward.

If you have alterations or alternate rules to propose, you may, but I think I’m covering most scenarios with these.

So, please respond to this.

  1. On the matter of being able to trade away keeper rights, which rule would you most prefer? This is not a “yes” vote on the rule. You may vote on one of these proposals as the one you think is best/least bad, but still vote no on whether or not we should actually implement it.

A. Ban all off-season trading. Players traded during the season for other players will retain whatever keeper rights they have. So players who trade for a keepable player during the season would get the same eligibility to keep them as they would any other player they could keep. But only in-season trading would be allowed.

B. Ban trading of keeper rights for draft picks (or exchanging value of draft picks, ie moving up in exchange for keeper rights). This would allow player for player swaps in the offseason, but not allow trading away the right to keep a player in exchange for draft value.

C. Ban the trading of keeper rights for a player that would be getting value out of more than 3 keepers. This one is a bit more complicated but relatively easy to understand. You could get value from three keepers, and no more. You could keep two and trade one for a better draft pick. But you could not keep 3 and trade to get value out of a 4th. Essentially, it’s as if you kept that player (up to a maximum of three players kept) and then got value for him after he is kept. Does this make sense?

Now, the second issue I want to raise. I do not want the apperance of corruption or unfair advantage to taint my team this year, nor to taint the league because I’ve been accused of abusing my power as commissioner. So I’m going to make a proposal that we mitigate the effects of this trade by basically retroactively hurting my roster. I cannot undo the trade that was made - I can’t get David Johnson back, and I can’t get my 7th round pick back. But what we can do is reverse the (what I believe to be false) appearance that I retained a 4th keeper rather than simply trading a keeper right for draft value.

Now, in the event that we did not allow trading keeper rights for draft value, I would’ve simply kept three players. My keepers would’ve been Johnson/Ajayi/Pryor. Or Johnson/Ajayi/Bryant. I would’ve had a hard choice between them. But I was 100% obligated to keep Johnson and Ajayi.

So, if we feel that what I did was league breaking, and what’s needed to restore the balance is to strip my roster of value, that I should have to give up one of my keepers, probably Bryant. It doesn’t make sense to force me to get rid of Bell - Bell is my replacement for the David Johnson keeper, and if I could’ve only kept three players, I would’ve obviously kept Johnson. So what I’m offering is that we can strip my least valuable keeper, either Pryor or Bryant. It wouldn’t make sense for anyone else to pick them up for free now, so they would be banished to limbo for the rest of the season, no one allowed to own them.

I don’t feel like this is fair or right, because as I made the case above, I think it’s clear that I did not cheat, but I do want to make this remedy available to the league, and if the votes are there for it, I will abide by it. My commitment to a perception of fairness and against corruption is more important than the quality of my team.

  1. Should SenorBeef be stripped of one of his keeper players in order to remedy any sort of imbalance in the league? That player being sent to limbo for the season so no one unfairly gets value for him.

On this issue, I want to say that I should see a minimum of 5 yes votes for it to count, because I’m worried a lot of people will abstain and I’d lose 2-1 and that wouldn’t feel very fair either. This is a fairly drastic action and I feel like it’s fair to set the bar at 5 out of 14 players feeling as though this remedy should take effect.

My vote on 1 is B. I know that C seems to fit our situation more precisely, but I feel like it could end up working in ways with results that people are unhappy with. B is much simpler and cleaner.

And of course my vote on 2 is no. I don’t feel like anything inappropriate or unethical happened, and so I should not be punished.

Ideally, I would like to hear from every player on this. I would set up a poll in the yahoo league, but they apparently broke that functionality when they changed their forum code. So we will vote in the thread.

Dave started a thread on the league message board about the issues we’ve been dealing with. I made a post in it that describes what I believe is happening and what my obligations are here that should shed light on what it is I’ve been trying to do in this thread. Please read it.

Also, please don’t respond to that league message board thread by replying on the SDMB thread, or quoting material from it. I don’t think anything I said would run afoul of moderation, but it would be risky to discuss the issue at all on the SDMB. We can handle that specific issue, if it needs to be handled any further, on there.

As far as I’m concerned, I’ve thoroughly explained my perspective on this and am moving on.

Thank you for this. Commish is one of those jobs where if you do everything right and everything runs smoothly, you get taken for granted and no one really thinks you’ve done anything at all. But if something goes wrong then you’re going to get flak for it. So it’s always good to hear when someone notices and appreciates that I strive to be good at this job.

Oh, I do brag too much. It’s not meant to be too serious - like, I’m not actually trying to put other people down and make them feel bad or otherwise inject negativity. If it comes across that way I’m sorry. I do sometimes play it up basically to play the villain because I feel like it stirs up interest in the league. I really like when leagues are very active with a lot of talking and some rivalries and some meaningful competition, and so I sometimes try to become the guy everyone wants to knock down as a way of increasing that interest. I want everyone to have fun doing this and to be involved, so please don’t take my actions/words any other way.

As I said above, thank you for this.

Congrats on getting married and thanks for chiming in.

Once again, I didn’t read the wall of text. I’m sick and tired of having a literal pile of bullshit dumped on me. If you’re going to kick me out of the league, fucking do it. I have NEVER been treated more shabbily in any league ever. Hell, not even close. You’re really lucky I don’t walk right now.

Hey look, guys! A brand new page! What’s on the first 3 pages? Nothing. Don’t even bother clicking back to look - just trust me on this. How about that Kareem Hunt, huh? Think he can make up on offense what the Chiefs lost on defense with Eric Berry?

Fuck - I thought pages were every 50 posts… Guess we have another 49 posts of this to put up with…

Mine is set to every 100 posts. :frowning:

So happy I had the foresight to pick up Sterling Shepard. Yahoo! was chiding me for too many Giants, but I knew when choosing him that OBJ might miss a game or two.

The “wall of text” you guys are complaining about literally takes less than a minute to read, probably less time than posting about how you weren’t going to read it, and includes a league vote on this matter. Grow up.

Beef, I really, truly do appreciate the effort you put into running these leagues. But (you knew there was a "but’ coming, didn’t you) I’ve read your explanations whenever anyone disagrees with you on any subject enough times to know what to expect. I stopped reading them long, long ago, regardless the subject matter. And that’s regardless of whether I agree or disagree with your position. I’m too new to this league to have an informed opinion on what happened, though IMHO that hand grenade JA tossed was way out of line.

As for a vote, make it a post separate from the campaigning.

Half the post you’re complaining about is explaining what the vote is, but you refuse to read it. I’m not going to write up a separate post because you proudly refuse to spend less than a minute reading the one I already posted. You’ve now used at least 3 times as much time talking about how you’re not going to read it than reading it.

What I wrote is meant to be a final and conclusive end to all this drama, so we can move on. So all this “I’m not reading it!” shit is actually extending the drama and the only thing that’s making me talk about it further.

Okay, here’s the ruling. This is it. End of.

Johnny Ace, you are out of the league. I am kicking you out of it, me. I’m saying you cannot be a part of this thread on here any more, so you are out of it.

Do not post in this thread again, if you do, you will be warned.

SenorBeef, do not ask about anything to do with this mod decision here, if you do, you will be warned. Ask about it in your ATMB or in PM if you have any questions…but do not talk about Johnny Ace any more in this thread. You are free to make a Pit thread about him, however.
And that’s that.

My Votes
1C-ish. I actually think the cleanest formula is simply to say you cannot trade keeper rights. You can trade the player after he is kept, and you can set that price to be draft picks, but you are still keeping that player (using one of your slots) and then trading him. This effectively keeps the “value cap” at 3 kept slots, but allows full flexibility for folks to operate within those bounds.

2 - No. The trade was within current rules. Neither you nor Varlos should be punished for it.

Alright, just want to be clear, that moderation decision comes as a surprise to me and I was not involved in it nor did I ever issue any reports in this thread. I didn’t ask for it.

Anyway, Johnny cannot be kicked “out of the league” via moderation, since it takes place on yahoo, but can only be banned from further participating in this thread, which is what I’m sure was meant. Weirddave is banned from the SDMB and still participates in the league by running his team there and posting in that forum if need be. Johnny is welcome to do the same - continue playing his team, post in the league forum. He’s already indicated that he doesn’t want to participate in the league next year, so simply playing out his team this year on yahoo seems like the least disruptive outcome available.

Right, you understand what I was proposing for C. You can only get value out of three players, whether it’s by keeping them or by trading them. So you can keep 3. Keep 2/trade 1. Keep 1/trade 2, etc. But you can never involve a 4th player.

When I say “trading keeper rights” what I meant was trading a player that you could keep but that you didn’t. That’s essentially the same thing as keeping the player and then trading them, just semantics.

My language is a little more clear because it clears up one situation: you can’t trade for a keeper and then keep 3 guys of your own, for the same reason. If you say we’re trading kept players, you could argue that one player in that trade kept a player and then traded him away, so the second player kept three of his own players and traded for a fourth keeper. By saying you’re trading “keeper rights”, then it’s clear that the second player in this hypothetical is giving up one of his keeper slots for the kept player he’s trading for. Makes sense, right?

Incidentally, this is why I voted for B myself, just because it’s simpler and seems less likely to have some sort of weird edge case we haven’t thought about challenge it.

Also, in case no one has looked, my apparent superteam totally shit the bed today and put up a comically bad score. I’m gonna get beat by more points than I scored.

I miss a couple days of following this thread, and this happens? I should have taken the Commish spot again but I didn’t have time to do it properly.

A board moderator CANNOT make rulings in our league. PERIOD.

I was looking forward to my draft being ignored as an autodraft so that I could almost win the league again, but instead I find all this. I have never been a fan of trash talk, this is a whole new level.

This is the only league I take the time to play in. Please don’t destroy it. It helped me get through one of the toughest times of my life, and I enjoy plying with you guys.