Now you’re on the trollop!
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Male, have used “thinking with your dick” and variants on appropriate occasions, and have heard other men (and several women) doing the same many, many times.
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Have never used cocaine and have never been tempted to do so, and frankly am shocked - shocked, I tell you - that so many of you are drug-addled reprobates. It must be why you’re so much fun to talk to.
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Abuse aside, Clothahump’s main problem is that, like many of those of his political niche, he doesn’t appear to be able to understand that “thing I believe” and “fact” are not necessarily the same thing (and in his case frequently aren’t, due to the news sources he relies on), and thus often falls prey to truthiness. This results in many of his rather extreme claims and mischaracterizations of events and his frustration when others don’t accept his unsupported assertions as reality.
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I can feel my arteries hardening just reading some of these recipes. Doesn’t anyone have a nice fish dish they can recommend?
How about songs?
“Thinking With The Wrong Head”
OP here. It’s time to admit it: I was wrong.
After much reflection, and reading all of your comments, I’ve decided to post a sincere reflection and apology here in the BBQ Pit.
I think we all let our emotions get the best of us.
Ouch. My nose is burning and my eyes watering just picturing that.
OK, going around saying your role model is the Green Goblin isn’t going to inspire many people to take you seriously. If anything, you should be more like Casper the Friendly Ghost and never mention Casper the Friendly Fucking Ghost.
Are your “boys” fellow comic book readers? No wonder you never heard about thinking with your dick.
Bacon wrapped fish
8 oz frozen fish (whiting or ocean perch)
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon pepper
2 slices bacon (cooked a little first and patted dry )
1/3 medium onion, sliced
1-2 tablespoons lemon juice (optional)
DIRECTIONS
Arrange the fish in a well oiled baking pan. If the fish is frozen in a block, don’t worry about it, just plop it in the pan as is. Sprinkle the salt and pepper all about the frozen fish. Arrange the slightly cooked bacon slices over the fish. Scatter the sliced onion over the bacon. Dribble the lemon juice over everything, if you are using it. Bake at 400° for 20 to 30 minutes. The bacon should be crisp, the fish should be opaque white and flake easily. Serves 2.
I’m a guy, and I agree with you. Assuming CM is not just playing along, perhaps it’s a bit regional or it’s just one of those weird cultural black holes people sometimes fall into where a common word/phrase/meme eludes them for whatever reason.
I went to a somewhat conservative all-boys Catholic high school (and, at the time, was conservative and a Rush-listening Republican myself). The more straight-talking brothers and teachers were fond of telling us horny teenaged boys not to think with our dicks or what happens when we think with our dicks in the religion or family/relationships classes.
Anyhow, among my peer group, it was especially usual among men to either make excuses for behavior they regretted (“I was thinking with my dick”) or to caution other men in the peer group (“Dude, don’t think with your dick; don’t fuck the crazy.”) Among women, I didn’t hear it nearly as often, but that’s because the women in my peer group tended to be less vulgar then the men, but there certainly were women who’d use that expression, and I wouldn’t be surprised to hear my wife use it.
In none of the cases does it carry misogynistic or “feminist zealot” overtones.
Again, we are not complex creatures. Does your recipe involve raisins? I mean, I assume you are totally hot, but raisins. (shrug)
You all might like to see that the OP of this thread has come to his senses and apologized! I love it when that happens.
You will continue to come off like a clueless idiot until you stop saying things like “Norman Osborn’s words of wisdom.”
Or at least apologized because he got his ass handed to him about 100 times in this thread and it’s a way to take the heat off for a while. Yeah, I’m cynical.
In other news, Guinastasia inspired me to make cheeseburger pie for dinner last night. So here’s another recipe:
Taco Pie
1 lb ground beef
1 packet taco seasoning
1 cup salsa
2 cups shredded cheese
3 burrito size tortillas
Heat oven to 400. Spray a 9" pie plate with nonstick spray. Brown hamburger in skillet. Drain grease. Add taco seasoning and cook as per instructions. Stir in salsa.
Place one tortilla in pie plate. Top with 1/3 of meat mixture and 1/3 of the cheese. Repeat two more times. Bake 25 minutes until hot and bubbly. Let sit 5 minutes before cutting.
Serve with sour cream and extra salsa. You can also add jalapenos, black olives, etc if desired.
Scrambled Eggs
3 eggs
1 pat of butter
Salt, pepper
Heat a pan to medium heat.
Beat the shit out of the eggs
Add 1 pat of butter to the pan and coat the bottome of pan with it.
Pour in the eggs
push them around a bit
season to taste with salt, pepper.
Not posting in the thread would “take the heat off for a while.” I think the apology is sincere, though in all seriousness I don’t think it matters whether it’s sincere or not.
Yes, you are.
Well, how 'bout that.
Well done.
You took your licks and did some self-reflection, and really not much better than that could come out of the Pit ('cept maybe cookie recipes).
Think of it as a baptism.
Maybe it’s a generational thing? I know that guys my age, when we were single, used that expression all the time.
My son is only a little older than the OP, though; maybe I should ask him whether he and his friends use it?
Which he is so often, maybe he should change his name to “Trifecta”.
Sure, but at least an insincere apology is a different strategy from most conservatrolls, who think that if you apologize even once for anything at all, the liberals will smell weakness on you and start circling like sharks or wolves or bitches, or whatever.
Tuna Noodle Casserole. Probably won’t help the arteries though. 