You’re not covering the pie in ketchup and mustard. Just adding some, like this. You can adjust the amount you add.
That is more comforting than imagining that there might be more than one of those.
OK, lemme esplain.
We’ve been talking about coke. You mentioned lines of ketchup and mustard.
Weird … my dick tells me to be super-duper nice to women … cater to their every whim … even to the point of ripping the genitalia off of some stupid plant, present such genitalia to a woman in order to gain access to her genitalia … one of the best ideas my dick ever came up with …
Don’t Date Robots!!
Dude, what the fuck?
What do you need to worry about? Surely your arm never gets tired.
If not that exact expression, they’ve got to have something close. It isn’t like there have been any cohorts of young men that have been largely immune to this phenomenon. 
I’m not sure I can handle that much complexity.
Banana
Peel banana.
Discard peel.
Eat what’s left.
[ul]
[li]place hard rectangle in mouth[/li][li]masticate until soft[/li][li]pay attention to your feet as you move about the room[/li][li]enjoy transient sweet flavor[/li][li]use your front teeth to make little trilobites[/li][li]maintain your balance[/li][li]push the mass through your lips with your tongue and attempt to fill with air[/li][li]continue to work your jaw on the mass, even long after it has become a flavorless lump in your mouth[/li][li]remember to always be aware of your feet and your stability[/li][li]run for President[/li][/ul]
I appreciate **Cosmic’**s apology and have replied to it in the other thread. He actually gave me an amazing birthday present. TWO THREADS IN THE PIT WITH MY NAME ON THEM. I feel like a rock star.
Thanks, Cosmic! 
So, what becomes of Cosmic’s minions?
o_O
I’m . . . not sure.
To be quite candid, I’m not sure we’ve ever encountered a situation like this before.
We could Pit them - let the fun continue…
I’m sure he’ll love that.
Reluctant A: Son, do you and your friends use the expression “don’t think with your dick?”
Son: Uh, how do I answer that without looking bad?
Were they really his minions or did they just want to politicize something that wasn’t political? I didn’t understand it, actually. I’ve gotten along well with octopus and have never even talked to clothahump, but they took shots at me anyway. Whatever!
There was a “republitards” pit thread if I recall, but it fell apart.
Yes, I think they were both politicizing the thread. I had no respect for Clothy before this. Behavior like this in the Pit makes me lose respect for Octopus. Outside of the Pit, he seems more reasoned, although I may not be on enough threads with him to really judge.
Happy birthday, Helena331!
Sorry I don’t have any decent birthday cake recipes to share off the top of my head.
Well first, I’d say don’t exaggerate her age on the cake. She’s not a day older than 330. That means she’s still almost 331.
Here’s her cake.
330 candles? Here’s her cake.
Since the OP is no longer with us, I’m closing this.