Hey Barkeep, I'll have what GeoJon is having

~To report and by reporting judge the unknowable~

[Now we](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3437404#post3437404) know about where all styles differ

ie)do penguins eat flapjacks with syrup or ice cream?
"to have a tuxedo~ " provided by allmighty means black (tie)  breakfast  

Does the neophyte now that he is [cross posting](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3437372#post3437372), and by [cross posting](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3437365#post3437365) breaking the social contract sanction of the moderators.  To clarify : As B~S is cow it is also fertilizer.  As are the dead. 

Posting intelligence [intelligence](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3437121#post3437121) stems from ____________?

toad licking

A supposed "super Majority" that dwells below the minority of the left of the bell curve as each perception of individuality is wrought with aforementioned penquinosity.
Should one report left curved penguins that one does not understand?
Now [simplify](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3437108#post3437108) the question by wondering if billie goats gruff eater is sane or commited.

~committed to enlightenment

AN HONEST QUESTION: Where lies the banworthiness of verbal hallucinagens?

I think it’s some good acid, and I want me some.


A bit too coherent, perhaps.

But otherwise, very nice.

Rampant hinking in progress!

I didn’t get this at all until I read the links. Well done.


I’ve come to the realization that some people were simply not meant to think.

Now I have a headache!

Too coherent for weed or alcohol, plus there’s the whole dexterity issue, so I’ve got to second porcupine that it’s acid that fueling this bit of literary genius. I had a friend who regularly conversed with roses when he was on acid. He could never remember their side of the conversation later, though, so I still have no idea what roses talk about.

Am I weird, or does flapjacks and ice cream sound like an okay combination to anybody else?

I’ve done flapjacks and pistachio ice cream. It works.

Kallessa-considering the ice cream cone came about when someone used a WAFFLE to hold ice cream when a vender ran out of cups, I’d say no, you’re not weird. Waffles are pretty similiar to pancakes, no?

Seriously, I read GeoJon’s posts and thought my head was going to explode if I tried to make any sense out of them.

Hink has a new word list for the HinkBot. Either that or Hiryuu took a philosophy class.

Brilliant, Derleth! I thought the same thing when I saw his post! I’m adding “hinking” to the lexicon. Along with “degrees deeward”, which I’m disappointed never caught on.

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Well, if that’s the case, I don’t see the point in even talking anymore.

<storms off, offended>

Nope. Where’s the peyote stashed?

This is all getting just a bit too Justhink for my liking…

At the bottom of one of his posts is a link to something called .cgiscripts.net - I don’t know if that is relevant.

Sorry to bring a wet blanket to all this rowdy fun, but has anyone thought that English might not be GeoJon’s primary language?

I was just lurking around a Japanese board, http://www.e-budo.com , and some of the tortured language & logic there reminded me of GJ a little.

Hell, I’ve got a headache, too, but I’ve got a fever of 104 (F). You mean the rest of you folks can’t understand him either? Should the “Don’t be a jerk” rule be extended to include “Don’t give other people headaches when they try to read your posts”?

Get well soon!

GeoJon’s profile is a little interesting too.