Hijack this thread!

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

I still have the box and board from The Game Of Life, and two little cars. But none of the little pegs that represented the people. Og only knows why I’m holding onto it.

Try Cribbage

My aunt used to make the best stuffed cabbage. It had raisins in it. I loved it.

I feel unloved. My contributions have been passed over and ignored twice in this thread.

Kraut raisin bran

I was posting while your latest came up.

Three passed-over posts, now. Amazing.

i did not pass you over! I hijacked your cribbage and took it to my cabage!

Third time’s a charm

No, you didn’t pass me over. You were a few posts down from me, actually. Doesn’t really matter that much, anyway.

we used to have the nicest Passover Sedars, until my mom passed away in 1981. She really was the glue of the family

(you see how it works? that’s a hijack! silly fetus)

I think I’m one of the few people in my generation who never ate paste.

I was hoping someone would make a Passover post.

My little brother came by yesterday asking me for some paste, but the best that we could find was wood glue.

i changed the first “w”. now it’s “who would jesus do”?

Jesus would do anything that moves. What a whore.

yeah he is. i hear her performs miracles in the bed, though.

“…penis…extend!” (choir of angels singing)

yeah he is. i hear he performs miracles in the bed, though.

“…penis…extend!” (choir of angels singing)

I’ve been known to turn a single piece of bread into enough vaginas for every man and woman in my audience.

We had a great audience at our last performance. They gave us a standing ovation!