Alright, some of those ideas were pretty funny. I’d have no problem crushing the poor girl except that I really want her to land on her feet. If I hated her, it’d be different. The problem is that I love the girl, just not in the way (or as much?) as she wants me to. Otherwise, this’d be a piece of cake.
About the cheating…I wouldn’t call it ‘rampant’. It’s been about 3 girls in 2 years, most of which are guaranteed clean, the rest are ‘most likely’ clean. Other than that, it’s just been non-disease style. You know, like kissing, flirting, and whatnot. Yeah, she’d be pissed about it, but not diseased from it.