“A Perfect World” was a slow-paced groaner.
But is he better than old John Wayne?
Or better than reading a book by Mark Twain?
Would Eastwood like some Stilton cheese?
I think Clint would say “Yes, I like cheese”.
(;))
But concerning Clint Eastwood I’ve heard quite enough
And the topics get going when the going gets tough.
Which reminds me, last night I had some tough steak
Which I hope did not cause a tooth to break.
Perhaps it was plywood - the chef’s mistake?
'twas not the chef’s fault, thus he spake.
I see, the maitre d’ did err
while deftly covering his derriere
Sadly, the chef in question lives in my abode
he once tried to serve me broiled garlic toad.
which I subsequently tossed on the road.
You make it sound awful, I slaved hours to make that feast!
Try as you might, it’s still a disgusting beast.
I’d like to see you do better. What would you fix?
Maybe some cheese tortellini - see you 'round six?