Should I bring any wine?
A white Zinfandel would be fine.
Oh, yes 2 bottles would be fine.
And hey, maybe I’ll bring along Chris Pine!
What’s for dessert, might I ask?
It’s a lowbrow affair, so bring your own flask.
Chekhov’s got “wodka” by the bottle
If I drink ‘wodka’ I will waddle.
Perhaps he might share it with Ron Mottl?
Enjoy it over a talk about his pet axolotl.
You said a mouthful, I’ll bring an orange
Is that a fern I see? Check out that sporange.
The Jeeves books feature one Percy Gorringe.
Yeah, and old Marley was as dead as a door hinge.
*Star Trek *marathon today, so more binge.
Then to the pub to enjoy a pint
The wife can’t drink 'cause she’s enseint.
All this talk is making me thirsty.
But if I have too much beer my bladder will get bursty.
Pass me down my Coca-Cola,