Just like that, you can’t even say, “Hola!”?
Guten Tag! Konnichi Wa! Bonjour, and Aloha!
Which would you say, if you visited Doha?
Doha is the capital of the State of Qatar.
You got your chocolate on my peanut butter!
Actually, I still prefer catarrh
Who cares, as long as they let me play my guitar.
May I accompany you upon my zither?
And where shall we play, yon or hither?
Though running too far may become dangerous.
That’s a decision you may leave to us
But for what reason would we be running?
People react badly to all this punning.
That’s their loss. Have they no good taste?
Oh, they taste very good, at least in tomato paste.
or perhaps a nice chianti served with fava beans
To curry fava, fava curry, I’f ya knows what I means.
I love children–deep-fried in batter.
You don’t like proverbial ‘pitter-patter’?
Some people, ya know, they ain’t got no class.