Lay yourself down; rest your head.
I did, and now I’m quite well-rested
My cereal bowls are too tightly nested.
Gack! Who waxed the kitchen floor!?
I slid, head-first, into the pantry door!
Does blood and flour make a good slurry?
Bring the mop, and for Pete’s sake, hurry!
Call 911, asap.
In a moment, first I have to go pee.
You need to pee? Well, urine luck!
Excuse me, I have to go walk my duck.
My brains’re leaking out all over the tiles!
looks like we’ll be mopping for awhile.
Use it to lay on the* beurre noisette*
Here, I give you a serviette.
Now it’s time to go relax on the chaise longue.
Perfect place to put a bong.
No wonder you fell and your head hit the door.
That had nothing to do with the wax on the floor?
Don’t worry, I’ve cleaned up the mess