Oops, that wasn’t a rag, 'twas my daughter’s dress.
This is starting to sound like “The Cat in the Hat.”
Is there something wrong about that?
" we can have lots of fun that is funny"
As long as we don’t have to pay residuals money.
Where are Thing One and Thing Two?
They are “Where the Wild Things are” or a zoo?
Dr. Seuss also wrote about the Zax
Were they the bastard sons of the Lorax?
I took a walk and petted some dogs
(That was on Mulberry Street according to the logs)
The rain kept me indoors.
So I got out the mop and cleaned the floors
The floors are clean. Nice and neat.
Now it’s time to fry some meat
Y’know, I could go for a nice juicy steak
Would you like that dry, squishy, or bloody?
(“Bloody” doesn’t rhyme with “steak”)
And I expect high-quality meat - nothing fake!
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And tasty meat (depending on the source)