But I could never take a knife and fork to an equine!
[Please forgive—“steak” I parsed as eye-rhyme divine]
So I begin anew: perhaps a ferret stew?
All I can say is “Ewwww”!
[Oh yeah? And what meter is this supposed to be? [Eyebrow sarcastic dubious smiley]
Fine–try this fricasee of worms…
Ewww, Annelida! So full of germs
I don’t want to discuss food anymore. I have lost my appetite.
How about a beer? I could uncap a Lite.
If not a beer, perhaps some brandy?
Dunno 'bout you, but steak 'n beer talk makes me randy.
What are you, a caveman?
And have you tried the cuisine of Afghanistan?
Kabuli Palaw is their national dish.
Hmmmm? I think I will have the fish.
Unless the poppy is more your thing
Opium always makes for a fling!
Want to bang the gong around?
I don’t want to hear that sound.
The sun is shining here today
It finds me wishing I was away