I have a new patio in my yard.
I am going shopping, now where is my card?
Sorry, Ma’am, your card was declined.
We laughed while we shredded it, for we are unkind.
You should’ve signed the thing before you came into the store.
But since you signed it after we’ll be showing you the door.
But, what about my purchases?
I need to take them to various temples and churcheses.
I really don’t think that’s even a word
Well that’s not what I heard.
I guess I just have to pull out the cash.
It’s that or twenty blows with the lash.
I think I’ll buy that case of pickles.
From which grocery store - McMickles’?
McMickles carries all my favorite snacks.
Did you know you can get them in eight-packs?
Where my wife’s from, the supermarket’s Gian’Iggle.
English teachers say that English’s illegal
Gian’Iggle translates as “Giant Eagle.”
…who carried Sam and Frodo to safety, but, sadly not old Sméagol.