That was really sad. But I made brownies!
That makes me smile; upside down frownies!
A good meal can make one’s day
The hell, you say?
Don’t tell me you’d rather eat awful food?
Yeah, why don’t you get with the program, dude!
Some would prefer the roadkill cuisine.
I think I have to pass on that, old bean
Had my eyes checked and i’ll have new glasses soon.
I didn’t wake up til noon.
Missed “The Price is Right” again, alas!
Were you at church, attending Mass?
Nah. I was laying in my Sealy/posturpedic.
Take it easy. We’re not yer medic.
Isn’t it hard to find a good doctor these days?
Or an insurance company that pays.
What’s the matter with Blue Cross?
Their deductible makes you pay out your oss.
I got a new patio, made of concrete
Break out the BBQ and the meat!