How was your day? In rhyming couplets.

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Do I need briquettes or is it gas?

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And which of the dishes should I be the first to pass?

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I can’t seem to catch up on sleep.

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up late watching the Road Runner (meep meep!)

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Wile E. Coyote should sue that ACME

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I wonder if the company was unionized by AFSCME?

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Unionization should be the least of their worries

408

Now it’s bounced checks from Coyote Furries.

409

Sleep is over-rated, anyway.

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So much to do - why hit the hay?

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I can stay up for days.

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Don’t know, in a haze.

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I hope that haze ain’t purple.

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Especially when there comes a whirlpool.

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I prefer Maytag, myself.

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I Maytag if I run faster than you!

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Not sure if burpo’s or Beck’s.

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Oops, I forgot to rhyme. So you go next.

(Next rhymes with Becks)

419

So why isn’t a dryer called a “drying machine”?

420

What does it matter, if the clothes are clean?