Reminds me, I have laundry to fold.
I prefer doing that when it’s warm, not cold.
I am so bored when I have to match socks.
When you’re done with that, scrub the floor, Goldilocks!
You need to sweep, first.
Are you a fan of Fred Durst?
Durst once cursed at Brittney Spears.
I think I’ll wait 'til the fog clears.
I cant believe i am up so late, again!
And yet you have time to sing “It’s Raining Men!”
Happy Mother’s Day, y’all.
Yay! Moms day. We’re gonna have a ball!
Wonder what Barron gave to Melania?
Maybe crumpets and Te-a?
(Sorry)
I mowed the lawn and took a bath
Now it’s time to read and do some math
I am way too lazy.
And this day’s gotten too crazy
Maybe tomorrow I’ll exercise.
To make some room for some tasty French fries.