Never mind, I screwed up the rhyme…
Oh, brother, I didn’t get here in time.
( you will notice brother and other do rhyme)
So does mother, and another, but not bother
And with bother, you could rhyme with father
Well, I call uncle.
Eh, your aunt’s a carbuncle.
My aunt’s carbuncle twice removed.
I’m sure her doctor and genealogist both approved
My doctor got his sheepskin in Honduras.
And then was abducted by trav’lers from Arcturus.
The jet lag was the worst part
Even worse than working at K-Mart
I prefer Target.
Sometimes I wanna shop, and sometimes I just say f–k it
Fark is a website made by Drew Curtis.
(We didn’t want to like it; he had to convert us.)
Remember the old Five & Dimes?
OH, man those were good times
Could smell the cashews from a block away.
Oh I had forgotten about the warm cashews. I forgot to rhyme. Oy vey!