How was your day? In rhyming couplets.

[Leo_Bloom]

Say it loud, I’m stoned and I’m proud!

[Beckdawrek]

I am on that #9 cloud!

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

Christmas isn’t for five months, yet.

[Spoons]

Time to plan, for presents to get.

[Beckdawrek]

Making my list and checking it twice!

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

Santa’s suit’s full of reindeer lice!

[Leo_Bloom]

My list’ll be of sins, awaiting Rosh haShana

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

Is she as gorgeous as Anna Akana?

[Beckdawrek]

Burpo: Is that a real lady?

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Heard of Google Images, maybe?: https://www.google.com/search?biw=1842&bih=893&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=R05CW9a_OYjejwTZ3rPYBg&q=anna+akana&oq=anna+akana&gs_l=img.3..0l10.159836.161042.0.161418.10.8.0.2.2.0.148.643.5j2.7.0....0...1c.1.64.img..1.9.651...0i67k1.0.ehvrgaja5u8

[Leo_Bloom]

But, more important, is she a shiksa?

[Elendil_s_Heir]

The kind of girl you might meet at a college mixah?

[Spoons]

Ah, college. I remember those days.

[Beckdawrek]

I have changed my ways.

[Cardigan]

Dang, she’s got a purty mouth!

[Elendil_s_Heir]

I wanna get her in my car, and drive 'way south.

[Leo_Bloom]

To Mexico, free of US law?

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Nope, to Mobile, so she can meet my Ma

[Cardigan]

Ma and Pa will be so impressed.

[Beckdawrek]

But I will be stressed.