Was the horseradish extra hot?
I like hot, alot!
I think horseradish goes best with beef.
Followed by a little reef’
Accompanied by a side of onion rings
Washed down with a couple of Singapore Slings
Too many though–time to hurl!
Thank god I am a tea-totalling girl.
Didja’ overdose on coffee?
For dessert, perhaps some English toffee?
I really think fudge is better.
SHE’S GOT FUDGE! GET 'ER!i
No fudge, no toffee–just treacle
Who would Jesus say will inherit the sweets? The meek’ll!
That makes my teeth hurt.
Better just avoid dessert.
Then I’ll want a midnight snack
Maybe some Christmas crack?
Are you a holiday pusher?
Statements like that, make me a shusher.