I can never tell.
Beck, it should be clear as a bell.
Happy Independence Day to my American friends here!
I bet you’re celebrating with ice-cold beer!
I shall serve Mint Juleps.
I’ll fertilize the tulips.
The USA’s 242nd - isn’t that a trip?
(Just wish we had a different captain sailing the ship.)
Better days are on the horizon.
For all, or just the bison?
Oh, Spoons, don’t try to buffalo me.
Alas the herds no longer roam free.
Go to Ted Turner’s restaurant in Atlanta, and you can enjoy bison dishes
I must confess that’s not one of my wishes.
A look at the prices and you’ll know you’ve been buffaloed.
They also shorted me a mushroom so now I’m truffle-owed.
Other than that, how was your meal?
Did it feature seafood, such as crabs or eel?
I’d rather have sushi.
The horseradish isn’t good for my tushie.