How was your day? In rhyming couplets.

Hmm…Oh! Let’s say what I can see

Wasn’t that written by Francis Scott Key?

Darn. Just have to look at spacious skies.

It’s practically the law that you have to have a burger and fries

The skies will be pop pop pop pop pow.

It’ll be a great celebration, and how!

I’ll be hiding under the bed.

with visions of sugar plums dancing in your head.

While the fireworks blast and shake the house

All creatures will be stirring, even a mouse.

I think ya’ll are confusing Christmas and Independence Day

I"m trying to find a shrink and failing today

Christmas in July?

Oh well. It was a nice try.

I will accept gifts, though.

Is all this humidity affecting your 'fro?

Yes, I am kinda wiggy.

Do you need some pudding that’s figgy?

Will you light the fire?

Do you have a need that’s dire?