How was your day? In rhyming couplets.

I’ve got to get off now and do some typing.

And later, maybe, some Skyping?

It’s always good to keep in touch.

Texting is such a crutch.

I’m old-fashioned. I like to talk.

If making stir-fry, do you use a wok?

I have done it in a regular skillet.

I’d love to have some stir-fry of Lombardy Pudding Elk, but first I’d have to find and kill it.

Now, I’m getting hungry. Wonder what I should eat?

You can share mine, have a seat.

Thanks, Beck. What’s on the menu today?

It’s always club sandwiches on Friday.

Could I please have one with a side of fries?

You get the prize.

Mmm! I’d love a sandwich right about now.

I could eat a cow.

A change at work: office only cell phones.

Clarification needed: are these devices your employer owns?

Sounds like they are over bearing.

On St. Patty’s Day, I’m clover-wearing.