I love hunting for four leaf clovers.
If you find one, do you feel good all over?
I transplanted a rosemary bush.
And then sat me down on my tush.
I cooked a Christmas Dinner, in July.
Homer says, “No way! You lie!”
Christmas in July? Sounds like fun!
Save some for me. Save a ton!
Hey, even in July, I could eat a Christmas ham.
I also make a casserole with the humble Yam.
A yam is just a weird kind of potato, right?
The Irish left because of the potato blight.
Glad so many of them came here before the Civil War, to help with the fight!
And many did not go gentle into that good night.
The preceding was brought to you by Dylan “Spoons” Thomas.
Nearly always ready with a rhyme, I promise.
Me, I prefer my rhythm sprung,
In which a staccato beat is flung.
Basically it’s a kicked vers libre
Recited like you’re Justin Bieb-re