I plan a long nap - so no sorrow.
My sad:( caused an upheaval.
It unloosed the Forces of Evil.
Emojis evil? Surely you jest
Come join us for our Emojis Fest!
So many emojis! Their number is growing.
Their use may be slowing.
Better to use ASCII characters
And by the time I can digest the ASCII characters I’ll be ready for the caretaker.
Well, that’s better than preparing to meet your maker.
It would be like heaven to me.
Nearly as good as a good long pee?
Ah, my cat’s just jumped on the arm of my chair.
Did your cat jump with special flair?
Or did it miss and fall from there?
If my gymnast cat had fallen she would have lost all her hair.
Would your gymnast cat run off a bear?
That’s an awesome cite, there.
My cat’s purring, and she’s still here.
Even when my dog is walking quite near?