Oh, I say, is that an Irish Setter?
No, a Chow, and you ain’t gonna pet 'er.
My Yorkie would enjoy a belly rub.
Get in line behind my dogs, Bub.
Anybody seen a Scottie pinwheel?
The pinwheel of pups gives me a headache. I need a pill.
The solution is easy: just own cats.
And cute hats.
And perhaps some feline spats?
I hope they don’t chase rats.
If they do it’s no big deal
They are only chasing a meal.
Their feetsies are the tastiest
That make rattails the nastiest.
Hm, I think I’ve lost my appetite.
I agree, quite!
Oh, to go camping at the Rodents Galore Campsite!
Beware after sunset, when it becomes night.
I certainly don’t like the pitter-patter of those feet in the dark!
But isn’t that what you hear, when you go to a camping park?