How was your day? In rhyming couplets.

Could be a guy, with a machete, in a hockey mask.

I am going home, I have a task!

Just what is it that you need to do?

Perhaps cook her dinner, through and through?

Will your culinary efforts distract her from The View?

Tomorrow will be the last day of lots of driving.

I hope that you’ll be safely arriving.

Where are you going?

Tell us, 'cause we’re all about knowing.

And fighting ignorance, am I right?

To combat ignorance–that’s our fight!

Ignorance is bliss.

Beck, you’ve been a Doper for a year now, and you think this?

Maybe we should bring in a mod.

I’ll take it back, don’t call a mod, oh god!!

Gods are there, but this is the Dope.

Ok, wash my mouth out with soap.

I find Palmolive has a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor.

Ah, yes a taste to savor.

What, no love for Irish Spring?