How was your day? In rhyming couplets.

And you don’t want that. He can be foul.

I happen to like squinty staring

If you wink it might result in a pairing.

So hot today, the birds were raining sweat.

Not really a problem, unless you’ve got a bird as a pet.

I kinda want a tiny little bird umbrella.

Why encumber the little fella?

Would a bird really want such a thing?

As long as it opens on the wing.

Nah, I just want it for my rum drink.

A tropical cocktail, I would think.

“Do you like Pina coladas?”

No, I prefer Bud Light Cheladas.

I’ve never had one; do they cost a lot?

Maybe, but one bottle, and you’ll get lost a lot.

Does a word really rhyme with itself, Knowed Out?

Can we rank on Knowed Out for this?

“Lost a lot” rhymes with “cost a lot.”
Did you expect an ocelot?
or maybe Sir Lancelot?
Are rhyming phrases legal or not?

;)Hey Knowed out, do you rhyme alot?

I’ve never seen an ocelot!