What do you say we get back on track?
I petted a stray cat today. It was solid black.
Poor stray kitty! Hope it finds a home.
I was angry today. Started to foam.
Have you had all your shots?
Vaccinations? I’ve had lots.
Speaking of which, the season of the flu is nigh.
All will suffer, fail and die.
As long as it isn’t Captain Trips.
Oh, no! Keep that disease off your lips.
Run if you see the Walking Dude.
At work last night it was quite a sight
Two tandem gits passed a counterfeit.
It’s really a pain, don’t know how to explain
To the corporate suits this phony loot.
Bookkeeping software? It don’t care
It just screams and hollers “Retail fools lost a hundred dollars”
To not rhyme with the line right before yours, you must have quite a 'tude.
Broomies on a roll.
Yes, but we know her well. She’s not a troll.
My face is roasting, 'twas a delay in posting.
Too busy typing and proofreading
Little birds chasing while typos correcting
Too many things doing and not enough previewing
Well, if you also eat while you post, at least finish chewing.
Broomies a real poet, unlike us one-line hacks.
Well, she sure took it to the max.
Yeah, and I can think of only one line.