I can only think of the obvious rhymes like, pine, sign, and Hollywood and Vine.
Coworkers not on time?
The fault is not mine.
Missing name tag
Busted wine bag
Snapped off key in lock
Ran out of stock
For the weekend sale
It’s retail fail!
Time to set sail.
Because when things go wrong, it’s time to wail.
Life is a beach, put your troubles in a pail.
My boat’s sprung a leak, it’s time to bail.
That green stuff, chuck it overboard, I ain’t eatin’ no stinkin’ kale.
My doggy gets her heartworm pill tonight
These Franklin bills ain’t right…
Benjamins? Wish I had some of those.
I have pink sparkly toes!
Do you have glitter on your cheeks?
Of which cheeks do you speaks?
The question is, “Whose?”
And is this before or after drinking booze?
It’s a party!
But rather subdued. This crowd’s too arty.
Don’t eat too many beans, or you’ll be all farty.
Does anybody remember Billy Barty?
Well, now the party is over.