How was your day? In rhyming couplets.

Is this game starting to bog?

Don’t kick the dog.

I’m all agog.

Hope everyone had a good Labor Day!

It was pleasant and relaxing, I’ll say!

I ate watermelon.

I drank beer like a felon

And now, it’s back to the old routine.

That’s yet to be seen.

Why’s that, old bean?

Orson Bean, don’t you mean?

To be believed, must he not be seen?

Can I change the rhyme? I’m keen.

I just drank my third cup of coffee

Maybe while reading about Barriss Offee?

I drink coffee while reading the newspaper.

What was.in the news? A wreck or a big caper?

Locally, nothing exciting. Just city council debates.

Do you look in the classified ads, too, for some good auto rebates?

No, but I did check the sports scores.