How was your day? In rhyming couplets.

For investing advice, there’s always Standard & Poor’s.

Still itchy from yesterday’s allergy testing.

The river is cresting.

I hope the local birds will seek higher ground when they get around to nesting.

Meanwhile, my cats are quietly resting.

My cats are hissing and spitting.

Have they calmed down by now, and napping or sitting?

They’ve had their snack, so now we’re all happy!

Well, slap my ass and call me Pappy!

My grandson and I played with sidewalk chalk.

I hope playtime wasn’t cut short by the clock.

After that, did you go for a nice walk?

Did you fill the cracks with caulk?

I am doing laundry.

Easy day at work; I’m not facing a quandary.

If you lived near a quarry, would you throw things in?

I would first toss the crow king’s kin.

A crow has wings but not a single fin.

All the crows cawing? What a din!

I’d rather hear squealing.