How was your day? In rhyming couplets.

Not sure I’d find that appealing.

There’s popcorn on the ceiling!

Once more, now, with feeling!

Rah, rah, ree! Kick 'em in the knee!

That’s how they always cheer in Bree.

How do they phrase the cheer in Lutz?

I think you’ll have to ask Lionel Hutz.

Now I want to go to a football game.

No football tonight, and that’s a shame.

We’re binge-watching “NCIS.”

I am watching the news, all about Isis.

Earlier, I watched the Red Sox beat the Blue Jays.

Much as I enjoy baseball today, I still miss Willie Mays.

I’m so sleepy. Time to hit the hay.

Ah, well; tomorrow is another day.

Doctor appointment tomorrow. By ten, I leave.

Meeting a client tomorrow, about a pet peeve.

I, too am peevish. I wish an Attorney could help me.

I’m a lawyer, Beck. Can I help? Could be.

Watching a show about a house that’s haunted.